Queer vegan cryptid trying their best to survive late-stage capitalism while helping others do the same.

Agent Orange, as I like to call him, pulled the worst parts out of the members of the republican party and used them to attract a very specific kind of voter who could reliably be expected to have multiple guns, feels marginalized, and can be motivated to express their frustration through violence and intimidation.

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Let Me Be Clear


Or: it’s not just your political affiliation that’s being monitored, and it’s not just rival political factions doing it.

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As someone who has been living with complex post-traumatic stress disorder (C-PTSD) for a very long time, I have a theory. My expectations are low, but nothing drives home a point like being smacked in the face with the evidence.

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This is a story about my dad and how he got his start in radio — and a client that stuck with him for decades.

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Sometimes good things can happen in the worst of times.

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The Affordable Care Act, otherwise known as ACA or Obamacare, was designed to work in a particular way. It’s no surprise, then, that when Republicans refused to follow directions on it, chaos and suffering ensued.

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01. What Is The ACA?

  • The Affordable Care Act
  • The ACA
  • Obamacare
  • The Patient Protection and Affordable Care Act (formerly)

I went vegan for the animals before I knew any of this other stuff. It’s the gift that keeps on giving.

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01. Trying New Things


Audacity is stored in the testes.

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I’ve Had a Vasectomy


Three main ingredients: patience, lube, and relaxation.

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Step 1: Relax


This #Veganuary, consider adding more plant-based meals to your kitchen repertoire. Here are some tips that will help you avoid going hungry.

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