Queer vegan cryptid trying their best to survive late-stage capitalism while helping others do the same.

The Affordable Care Act, otherwise known as ACA or Obamacare, was designed to work in a particular way. It’s no surprise, then, that when Republicans refused to follow directions on it, chaos and suffering ensued.

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01. What Is The ACA?

  • The Affordable Care Act
  • The ACA
  • Obamacare
  • The Patient Protection and Affordable Care Act (formerly)

I went vegan for the animals before I knew any of this other stuff. It’s the gift that keeps on giving.

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01. Trying New Things


Audacity is stored in the testes.

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I’ve Had a Vasectomy


Three main ingredients: patience, lube, and relaxation.

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Step 1: Relax


This #Veganuary, consider adding more plant-based meals to your kitchen repertoire. Here are some tips that will help you avoid going hungry.

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A quick-and-dirty guide for the uninitiated.

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© Raimond Spekking / CC BY-SA 4.0 (via Wikimedia Commons)

And I use the word “date,” extremely loosely.

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How I picture it. (Photo by Dan Meyers on Unsplash)

No one cared where I got my nutrients when I was eating the Standard American Diet. Then I started eating more plants, and suddenly, everyone was a nutrition expert, and I could do no right.

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Here’s why I’m doing it as a relatively young person and how to know when you might need to get one done.

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When you vote for someone like Donald J. Trump, you endorse the whole package. Here’s what that means and why it matters.

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